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wait so if anyone messaged you off anon asking for ur fb u wouldn't mind sending them a link?

Anonymous

Nope! I dont mind people adding me on fb ahaha

you have a facebook?! can I add you?

Anonymous

Yes but come off anon so I can send yiu the url privately ;)

have you ever considered making your own society6 page to sell stuff?

Anonymous

I don’t think I’d sell very well… ; q ;… im nervous about selling things

Anon asked for my Facebook. Come off anon and I’ll tell you ; ) I don’t mind.

  #asphytext    #fb  
supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

ectoimp:

there he go

ectoimp:

there he go

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

snake bites

snake bites

  #asphyart    #oc    #youmacon print  
youma print

youma print

  #asphyart    #tokyoghoul  
r u the person that dated jere? just asking bc i think i know youuu

Anonymous

whos jere

bctrolls:

when your friend announces theyre making a new character

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Talk about 18, please


18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
One time in elementary school this kid was getting on my nerves and said something I didn’t like so I shoved his head down against a radiator and that’s how I got suspended from elementary school.

  #asphytext  
13,31,34

Anonymous

13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

It was awkward and I didnt know what to expect but I tried to pretend like I knew what I was doing and I was sloppy and all over the place. But what do you expect at sixteen, lmfao.

31:Talk about what you think death is like.

I think it’s instant, it’s done, it’s over. There’s nothing, as there was nothing before we existed. Not going to get too much into energy and spirits, though, it’s a longgg theory I have.

34:Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.

I can’t decide between the bad car accident I was in or the time I had acid poured into my nerves to fry them and keep them from growing back… /rubs chin/

  #asphytext  
talk about 5!

Anonymous

5:Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.
MY ROOMATE THREW ME A SPONGEBOB THEMED PARTY FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY AND I PINNED THE JELLYFISH ON PATRICK’S DICK

  #asphytext