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zeldathemes
r u the person that dated jere? just asking bc i think i know youuu

Anonymous

whos jere

bctrolls:

when your friend announces theyre making a new character

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Talk about 18, please


18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
One time in elementary school this kid was getting on my nerves and said something I didn’t like so I shoved his head down against a radiator and that’s how I got suspended from elementary school.

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13,31,34

Anonymous

13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

It was awkward and I didnt know what to expect but I tried to pretend like I knew what I was doing and I was sloppy and all over the place. But what do you expect at sixteen, lmfao.

31:Talk about what you think death is like.

I think it’s instant, it’s done, it’s over. There’s nothing, as there was nothing before we existed. Not going to get too much into energy and spirits, though, it’s a longgg theory I have.

34:Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.

I can’t decide between the bad car accident I was in or the time I had acid poured into my nerves to fry them and keep them from growing back… /rubs chin/

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talk about 5!

Anonymous

5:Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.
MY ROOMATE THREW ME A SPONGEBOB THEMED PARTY FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY AND I PINNED THE JELLYFISH ON PATRICK’S DICK

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9, 19, 29, 39


9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
I have a birthmark on my CRIPPLING ABS, on the left side. I like the fact that my hands and feet are brony I mean bony. My eyes are olive green and I’ve never met anyone with the same eye color, besides my dad. I also really like the gap between my big toes and other littler ones ahaha. I love my arms and shoulders and I really like my ribs/ribcage I can see them when I raise my arms up it’s p fly. I’m cool with my jawline bc its fierce and although I wish my ears were bigger, I like my ears too.


19:Talk about something that happened in middle school.

I was a little punk in middle school I got in a lot of fights and one time specifically I got in a fight and cut open someone’s neck with my fingernails.

29:Talk about what turns you on.

[censored muffling]

39:Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.

I wish I would have known that taxes are so fucking hard. 

36!

Anonymous

  • 36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.

    Oh shit. Okay well I have a lot of them, but some of them I’m unsure if I should feel guilty about it or not? Well I don’t think I feel guilty I’m not sure if that’s right I feel a little like I have to hide some of my pleasures but it’s not…guilty? EH ANYWAY - probably really cliche anime my 13 year old self loved that I rewatch to make fun of but end up liking again regardless. I CAN’T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.

maruti-bitamin:

black ink

Will be at Fan Expo starting tomorrow! (Table 168 in artist alley)

zashleyriot:

when you find out your friends are hanging out without you:

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the prince of egypt

the prince of egypt

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I been following your blog for like 2 years now and I just have to say, I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON YOU! I think you're very cute & sweet and your art is really cool too! :)

Anonymous

Awwww I’m flattered! // thank you so very much..it really makes my day to hear things like this 8)

the different kinds of favourite characters

yourweeaboobs:

  1. my baby
  2. my husband
  3. my son
  4. let me ride you
  5. this motherfucker

baraphomet:

back to school doodles

sketchbook shun

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